Summary: You know what it means... whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. ‘Murphy’s Law’ comes into play from the moment our two favorite blonds meet despite any initial attraction to one another. What’s the result when a womanizing genius and a prudish workaholic are forced together in every way with no choice but to deal with each other 24/7? Tons of UST! Will it ever get resolved, or will they kill each other first? .... “Tell me somethin’, pet. Wha’s the real reason for your knickers bein’ in a twist aside from the possibility you put your plug in sideways?” …. “The fact you’re still breathing is number one on a very long list of reasons and oh-my-God... crude much?” Romance, comedy and mild angst.
Rating: NC-17
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Saturday morning………
Hangover or not, Buffy intentionally woke up early in hopes of avoiding
Spike. She didn’t want to see his stupid face or the look that was sure
to be there… an egotistical, self-satisfied smirk from his sexual
exploits last night. What she needed right now was an outlet for the
overabundance of energy running through her agitated nerves. So she
brushed her teeth, threw her hair into a ponytail and hurriedly dressed
in her work out clothes.
With a sweat jacket draped over her arm and a duffle bag hanging from
her shoulder, she walked into the living room and almost groaned aloud
when she saw that luck was not on her side today.
At the soft sound of feet padding towards the kitchen, Spike looked up
from his newspaper, stuck in a conflict between shock and arousal as
Buffy bent over to tie her shoelace, her delectable arse staring him in
the face. Well there goes gettin’ her outta your system! He had to shake his head to clear it, not exactly happy with his realization. “Where do you think you’re goin?”
“To the gym if you must know.” She stood straight, plopped
her things on the counter, made herself a small cup of coffee and
downed it while standing by the sink.
Well someone got up on the wrong side of the bed! If the snotty
look she gave him wasn’t enough, the snippy way she answered him did.
“Not dressed like that, you’re not,” he admonished in a serious tone.
She suddenly whipped her head in his direction so fast he swore he
heard her neck crack.
“Excuse me?” Planting a hand on her hip, she asked, “What’s wrong with the way I look?”
Absolutely nothing in his opinion, but she better cover up unless her
plan was to have every bloke in the facility hard as nails. The smooth
expanse of her tanned legs were bare for all to see from the edge of
the ‘ultra short’ lycra shorts she donned which she’d incidentally
rolled the waistband down dangerously low on her curvy hips. He
mentally salivated at the sight of her toned tummy and button-like
navel that was just right for sticking his tongue in. And that
sports-bra? He physically wiped his lip of the invisible drool he swore
was there. The tiny bit of fabric was more like a fancy corset out of
some naughty catalogue with its intricate array of thin straps
crisscrossing everywhere to hug her full, pert breasts, the dusk of her
nipples visibly outlined beneath the pale pink material. She bore more
skin than clothes with her warm, shapely body all supple, flexible,
exquisite, inviting and... Okay, he’d seen his share of women in those
kinds of clothes plenty of times, appreciated it immensely, but this
was different, this was Buffy.
“Tha’s hardly dressed, pet.”
“For your information, this is fashionably acceptable and what most
women normally wear to the gym.” Besides, she had her sweatpants in her
bag still yet to put on before going out into the cold. Not that she
was going to tell him that, though.
Really? He should seriously consider getting a membership, he thought. “You’re beggin’ for the wrong kind of attention.”
Picking her sweat-jacket up, she wrapped the arms around her waist,
preparing to tie it. The sooner she got out of here, the better.
The bint was purposefully ignoring him, but he was more worried over how she wouldn’t be ignored. He got up, walked over, grabbed one sleeve from her hand and yanked the coat away from her.
“Hey! What’s your problem?”
“My problem `s that you don’ listen too good. You need to put somethin’
decent on.” Well there was a first! He never thought he’d hear himself
say that to a girl.
“I don’t have time for this, Spike.” She held out her hand but he shook his head ‘no’, making her mad as hell.
“Make time.”
Now he was really starting to piss her off. “Give it
back.” The world wouldn’t miss him if she were to, ohhhh, say lure him
out onto the balcony and shove him over it? Nah. He wasn’t worth going to jail over.
“No.”
“Don’t make me hurt you.” Because she really, really wanted to. He was steadily pushing her patience to the limit and she had little to begin where he was concerned.
“Pfft! As if,” he sing-songed in his best ‘Buffy voice’.
“You were warned.” What she could do was knock him out... cold.
In a surprising move, she threw a perfect punch towards his face. Lucky
for him, his quick reflexive block caught her fist centimeters before
impact. “What the...”
“Karate,” she stated proudly at his wide-eyed stare but had to maneuver
quickly to avoid the bending motion he attempted on her wrist to subdue
her with.
Pleased that it was her turn to be surprised, he gave her a curt nod. “Jujitsu.”
“Oooo,” she drawled, tasting the victory that would soon be hers. “This is so on.” She took a step back, placed herself in an offensive stance while
he just stood there all relaxed-like and smirked at her.
“Mmmmm.” Oddly enough, this was turning him on. A half naked Buffy ready to fight him? Oh yeah, especially because it was her. “`M always in the mood for a bit of rough and tumble, luv.” Whoa! Her tiny limbs flew at him with a speed he hadn’t imagined she possessed.
And so it began.
Spike remained on the defensive, choosing to let Buffy take any shot
she wanted whether with fist or foot. He had no intention of hitting or
hurting her, content to wait until she let down her guard so he could
squeeze in a grappling move, bring her to the floor where he’d have the
advantage. He had to hand it to her though as he rubbed the arm he used
to thwart most of her strikes with... she was pretty good, but bound to
get sloppy as she tired.
“You fight almost as well as a man, pet.”
“That’s funny.” She aimed her shin at his side, satisfied she landed
the blow though he braced for it properly. “I was just about to say the
same to you.”
She created a vulnerable gap when extending her arm so he ducked,
rushed her torso and used the momentum to tackle her to the carpet.
Three complete rollovers in a pursuit for dominance later and he ended
up on top, panting for his efforts, a knee on either side of her hips.
“Did I mention-” He struggled to capture her flailing limbs. “-I took
wrestling-” Bloody hell she was squirming like crazy. “-too?”
“Erghh!” she cried in frustration as he got hold of her wrist. In a
twisting motion, she rotated her elbow in a counter-clockwise pattern,
continuing to loop around his repeated tries to get a firm grasp on her.
“Squirrelly li’l thing, aren’ ya?” If he could work a bottle of oil into this scenario it’d be a bloody fantasy come true.
When she tried to buck him off, he seized her biceps. Knowing he was
stronger than her, she rocked her body from left to right, again and
again until she was able to gain enough leverage through the repetitive
action to roll him over.
“So you like bein’ on top then, yeah, pet?” She’d bloody well kill him right now if she knew he let her do that. He smirked, he couldn’t help himself. She was forced to straddle his thighs... just like he wanted. Christ, but she had him so hard for her, wriggling against his bits like that.
“You’re a pig, Spike.” He still had hold of her arms and when she tried
to get up, he hauled her back down harshly to land right on his oh-my-God! What the hell was she doing? She was on... the... floor! With her boss - of all people - in a tangle of body parts. And even worse, he was clearly enjoying it. In her pause of panic, he’d flipped her over, slid his hands upwards to restrain her wrists above her head.
“Oink, oink, baby,” he purred in her ear. She had him excited like no other woman before with her pretty face flushed in a vibrant shade of
anger... glorious, silky hair coming loose... deliciously pebbled tits
just begging for his mouth... He didn’t know what had her so mad with
him but she wore it well. If he ever figured it out, he vowed to do it
again. She was a beautiful, magnificent heaving mess and his desire
swelled painfully against the metal of his zipper. “You don’ really
want to leave,” his steamy voice almost pleaded as he ground his
erection against her warm center. “Do you?” He was frantic with need,
desperate for her, could practically feel his shaft sliding in
and out of her hot, tight little body as he rocked his hips against
hers. “Make you feel so good, baby… I promise. Bring you pleasure you
couldn’ even begin to imagine. Say yes… and stay with me.”
“Get! Off!” she commanded furiously.
“I’d love to.” He ached to do so. He slowly lowered his head, intent on capturing her lips, aroused to the point of distraction.
Fueled by pure rage, a burst of adrenalin surged through her body and
she flipped them back over, broke his hold and leapt nimbly to her
feet. She stomped into the kitchen, snatched up her things, strode
towards the door and opened it before turning back to see him lying on
the floor, propped up by an elbow on his side, panting as he stared
after her.
“And by the way. The next time you feel the urge to fuck somebody in our apartment... don’t!!! Take it somewhere else,” she gritted out.
He jumped when she slammed the door. Well, well, well. So that was it. She was angry, no, jealous over Harmony being here yesterday. Interestin’. He wouldn’t have bothered to hide it from her had she been home but... hold on jus’ a bloody minute.
If memory served correct, he’d kicked Harmony out the minute their fun
was through and Buffy wasn’t even home then. Hadn’t come home `til
late... very late and pissing drunk, too. But... she had to have
stopped by earlier in the evening and overheard them. It was the only
way she could have known and then... ohhhh. An evil smile
curled his lips. She went out and got herself tipsy out of jealousy.
Okay, he’d behave, be a good boy, wouldn’t go bringing any more women
back here just to get Buffy so beautifully riled up like she was this
morning. But knowing that she was jealous... over him... very interestin’.
~~~*~~~
Spike decided it best to give Buffy the space she seemed to want when
she came back from the gym. He could tell how upset she still was with
him, the negative energy emanating from her was that palpable. So he sat on the couch reading quietly, feeling a smug sense
of satisfaction over the revelation he had before she left and in
addition, had come to terms with the reality that until he ‘had’ her,
he’d continue to ‘want’ her. It was a bitter pill to swallow as he
mulled it over in his mind while she was gone, but in the end, he
attributed it to the fact she was the only woman who’d ever posed him a challenge.
William Giles was used to getting whatever he wanted, all his life, no
matter what it was. And he chose to see this situation with Buffy as a
good thing, that she would be his first lesson in patience, and persistence.
She showered and didn’t say a word when she came out afterwards to make
herself lunch, which didn’t surprise him. What he found amusing was
that she took her food back into her room to eat rather than sit at the
table… so there was no chance of them having any form of conversation.
Yes, very amusing, but it also left him feeling lonely as hell. He’d
grown used to their interaction as a result of living together.
Everything from the chats they had to sharing dinner, the bathroom,
bloody hell, even saying goodnight, and now, now he had to find a way to keep himself busy while she gave him the silent treatment.
This went on all day. The only time she came out to sit in the living
room was to watch her pre-recorded show Blood Ties when she saw he was
in the hot tub. It wouldn’t have bothered him, but when the bint
literally locked the door to the balcony so he couldn’t come in until
she was through that really grated on his nerves. And she never once
looked at him, both when she locked and unlocked it.
She avoided him by hiding out in her room unless she had to use the
bathroom or wanted something to eat and by six o’clock, he’d had enough
because, well, patience wasn’t something he possessed yet despite his
vow to cultivate some. He tried to talk to her when she came out for
dinner, offering her what he’d made for both of them, hoping she’d
cave, but she treated him as if he were a ghost and went about getting
herself something entirely different before heading back to her room,
‘slamming’ the door shut to be sure he knew her mood hadn’t changed.
Walking down the hall, he decided to approach her with a different
tactic instead of what he truly wanted to say which was, ‘What? You
don’ want the goods, but no one else can touch `em either?’ But he
refrained, and no matter what he said or how hard he tried to coax her
with sweet words to come out and at least talk to him, silence was the
only thing that met his pleas. So he resolved himself to ignore her,
too by watching some telly, reasoning she’d have to cool down by evening’s end, right?
Wrong!
She came out two hours later, wearing her pajamas while fixing herself
a cup of tea which told him she was planning on going to sleep soon.
Figuring enough was enough and this had gone on for too bloody long
already, he followed her down the hall and even tried to bar her
entrance to her bedroom. That, however, earned him a lightening quick
move on her part without ever spilling her tea that sent him landing on
the flat of his back and groaning as she once again slammed the door.
Beyond irritated, he got right back up and began pounding on her door…
for thirty minutes straight, demanding she talk to him even if only
through the wood. When that didn’t work, he rattled the knob but
naturally, she’d locked it. She was like a sulking child; her annoying,
petulant behavior having him at his wits’ end. If she intended to make
him feel guilty it worked, much to his dismay. And even though he was
furious he should feel any guilt at all over doing nothing wrong, he
couldn’t help it. He wanted them back on talking terms, needed it
because he couldn’t stand the thought of going through this again
tomorrow or worse, having to work side by side with her with nothing
but strict business talk between them.
Tonight, however, he conceded defeat, having no other choice but to
wait and see what tomorrow would bring. And as he lay in his own bed an
hour later, he thought long and hard, trying to come up with something
different he could either do or say to earn her attention long enough
to bring about some kind of truce.
~~~*~~~
Sunday………
Before Buffy even got out of bed, she thought about her behavior
towards Spike yesterday. Yeah, she’d acted childishly, but he’d gone
and made her so damn mad she couldn’t help but retaliate. Here she’d
stayed at work to finish something for him while he left early to go home and have himself a ‘good time’. Not that she cared what he’d done, it was the where that bothered her. Okay, and maybe who he ‘did’ irritated her a little bit as well. But he was still new to
MDIG, so he couldn’t have known the girl’s reputation, could he? Still,
that was no excuse.
The man had no respect for her. Not for her things, not for her as a
woman and certainly not for the dwelling they shared that she was
paying half for. How could he bring Harmony Kendall - of all people -
home to boink and not at least warn her? She could have walked in on God knows what and been blinded for life. This was her place, too. How would he feel if she’d brought a man to their apartment to have sex with? Probably would’ve cheered me on, she thought when remembering his comment, ‘you gonna let it sit around and rot?’
On one hand, she knew she’d gone overboard by avoiding him completely,
but on the other, he deserved it, needed to get the message pounded
past all that bleach that obviously clouded his judgment. It wasn’t
like she cared about him or who he slept with. Nope, not at all. She was only trying to make a point without having to say a word. Sometimes it was better not to say anything rather than engage in a verbal fight. But of course
they got into it anyway before she even left for the gym and the things
he’d said, done, tried to do… Wasn’t it enough he got laid the night
before and yet he was still after her? She chuckled to herself, thinking evilly that maybe Harmony isn’t as good as she thinks!
She hated the way Spike had left her feeling almost… ‘dirty’ with the
way he came on to her. Grinding his erection against her, making her
body burn hot against its will, how he made those nasty things he’d
purred in her ear sound so good, the way he pleaded for her to stay with a husky-voiced promise of
pure pleasure. She shivered at the mere thought. As much as she didn’t
want to think about it, she was fairly positive he was capable of
delivering that promise… and then some.
She shivered again before throwing the covers off her and getting out
of bed. Today was a new day and hopefully he’d had enough time to think
about things. She was still mad, but she was willing to talk if he was.
Ground rules needed to be made no matter how long they were going to
live together and the sooner they made them, the better off they’d be.
~~~*~~~
By the time Spike came into the kitchen to stand behind Buffy, she’d
just finished stirring her coffee and laid the spoon down. She stood
there for a few seconds, staring at it and he wondered what she was
thinking, wondered if maybe… Slowly, he reached a hand out and touched
her shoulder.
“Eeeeep!” she screamed, never having heard him enter the room and
whipped around to find him backing away from her with wide eyes, his
hands held up in defense.
“`M sorry. I didn’ mean to scare you.”
With her hand over her heart and eyes closed, she was breathing hard
and trying to collect herself to speak. Shaking her head, she finally
managed to say, “I just didn’t hear you, didn’t know you were there.”
“Sorry.”
She watched him put his hands in his front pockets, a remorseful look on his face as he lowered it.
“I was wonderin’ if… if we could maybe… talk?”
Again she closed her eyes, but this time to avoid seeing the boyish
pout that always got to her. “Yeah, I think maybe we should.”
Thank God! The relief that washed through him was immeasurable.
He didn’t think he could take another day of her silent treatment. “You
wanna sit here or-” he pointed at the table then in the opposite
direct. “-in the living room?”
“Why don’t you grab some coffee and we’ll talk here.” Moving towards
the table, she felt it was safer to be sitting across from him rather
than next to him. That way she could stare him dead in the eye and
there was no chance of him touching her.
“Buffy…” He sat down and faced her, not even sure why he was feeling as
nervous as he was. “`M… uhmm, I not sure how to say this, but…”
Feeling a sudden swell of confidence and calm at the same time, she
tried to say what she was hoping he thought. “Spike. We need to set
some ground rules if we’re going to live together and get along.”
“Yes, yes, you’re right.”
She stated her case about privacy, about how he didn’t belong in her
room or rummaging through her things and that it worked the other way
around as well. He nodded his agreement and then she finally came to
the main issue that needed resolving. “Look, I may have reacted poorly,
behaved badly yesterday and I apologize for it. But you have to
understand we share this place and you can’t just… do what you did without giving me some
kind of warning. I mean what if you’d walked in on me and some other
guy having… well, you know.” It would never happen, but she wanted him
to ‘get it’ by giving him the reverse scenario.
I’d bloody well kill the bastard, rip his fuc… He stopped
himself mid-thought, had to remember… she wasn’t his. Deep down, he
knew she could sleep with whomever she wanted and there was nothing he
could rightfully say about it. She’d just placed him in her shoes and
though he didn’t like it at all, he grasped the concept with perfect
clarity. “So no bringin’ people back to the apartment.”
“Not to sleep with them. It’s just as easy for either of us to go
somewhere else. If I’m tired and want to go to bed early, I don’t want
to hear… those kinds of noises disturbing my sleep. So…” She put her hands on the
table and leaned forward. “Do we understand each other now, Mr. Giles?”
“Yes,” he said with no edge to his voice whatsoever. When she stood, he
reached out to take her hand, asking her with hope in his eyes, “So,
are we good?”
Snatching her hand back, her features turned hard. “I’m still… upset. I
mean Harmony Kendall?” she nearly shrieked. “You can count on one hand
the number of employees she hasn’t slept with. If you get a disease from this, don’t come crying to me.”
Admittedly he was surprised she was still upset, especially after their
talk. But he couldn’t help asking the one question he already knew the
answer to no matter how much she may deny it. “Are you jealous, pet?”
“Of Harmony? Puleez! Yeah, my goal is to be like her, a public toilet,
something everybody’s used.” Rolling her eyes at him in disgust, she
took her cup to the sink to rinse it out.
“Tha’s not what I meant and you know it.”
“And again… puleez with a healthy side of ego much? You seriously need
professional help with this narcissistic complex of yours.”
He got up to stand right behind her, placing his hands gently on both
her shoulders. “`S okay,” he whispered in her ear. “Lie to me all you
want, kitten. In my eyes, she’s doesn’ hold a candle to you.” Kissing
her chastely on the temple, he left her with that thought.
But he still slept with her. Well, he did try to sleep with me, too. Jealous? Nope. No way. So why did it bother her so much?
With their rules agreed upon, the day progressed. To Spike’s
disappointment, however, Buffy was cordial but not friendly towards
him. Seemed he still had some ‘making up’ to do and his efforts to get
on her good side by saying Harmony had nothing on her didn’t work. Stubborn chit.
He rebelled against the idea that he owed it to her, but his thoughts
disregarded him completely, focusing all day on how to rectify things,
choosing to rationalize it was because he… because he simply wanted her.
Next chapter they do completely make up, however, there’s people they
both meet and as a result, tempers and jealousy flare anew. Hope
everyone enjoyed the update and have a great weekend – hugs you all
tight.
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