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Summary: Reluctantly partnered with a certain bleached blond vampire, the Slayer searches for the missing Imperial Wizard of the White Wizard Council before her disappearance allows dark forces to open the Hellmouth. Increasingly embroiled in the serpentine plot, Buffy and Spike soon realize nothing is as it appears.
Author's Notes: This story takes place somewhere in early S5 after a chipped Spike
discovered his feelings for the Slayer and Joyce became ill.The only two changes
I've made to the timeline are a bit too- early celebration of Tara's next
birthday and Buffy having already given Riley the boot, albeit very recently.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. Joss Whedon, Mutant
Enemy and others affiliated with same own them completely. I disavow any rights
to them, other than for the plot, which is a product of my own warped brain. The
chapter titles are bits and pieces of songs by the Norwegian band Apoptygma
Berserk that stream through my head constantly. I'm a huge fangirl and can't
help it.
Thank you to my beta
enigmaticblues . J-I
just don't know where you find the time to edit my little attempts while putting
out the spectacular fare you grace us with every day. Thank you.
Chapter Notes: Rating: PG-13 adventure,romance,drama and humor
This story is 20
chapters and an epilogue and will also be in my memories if anyone misses a
chapter.
Hope you enjoy the ride.
:-)
Present Day
Spike ducked under the arc of the swinging broad
sword, sliding to the angry demon's side. Before it could turn and wield the
blade again, the vampire pivoted, plunging his own sword deep into its chest.
Spike watched as it collapsed, taking his only weapon with it. Swearing, he
gripped the hilt and wrenched it free.
The Slayer twisted, savagely
kicking the second demon in the stomach. Grunting, it doubled over, clutching
its midsection. One strong downward slice severed the head neatly.
More
demons crowded through the doorway.
Spike turned toward the Slayer and
their eyes met.
He cocked an eyebrow.
She nodded.
Together
they raised their swords and charged.
Two weeks
previous
Willow anxiously twisted around in her seat and scanned
the entrance. "What could be taking so long?"
Buffy leaned forward across
the table. The band was so loud tonight she could hardly hear Willow.
"What?"
Willow cupped her hands around her mouth. "I said, what could be
taking Tara so long?"
The decibel level in the Bronze dropped
considerably when the band finished playing their first set and disappeared
offstage for a fifteen minute break.
Breathing a sigh of relief at the
sudden quiet, Buffy replied, "I'm sure she'll get here soon, somehow I don't
think she'll miss her own birthday party." She smiled a greeting at Xander and
Anya sliding into two empty seats across the table.
"Hey Buff, Will.
Everybody got on their dancin' shoes?" Xander set frosty bottles in front of
both girls. "I picked these up at the bar on the way over here." He looked
around at the crush of people. "The Bronze is seriously crowded
tonight."
Willow started peeling her label. "Everyone's here for the new
band."
"Thanks, Xan." Buffy picked up her bottle and nodded at the people
crowded around the bar. "isn't that Spike? It's hard to miss that radioactive
hair."
"Yeah."
Willow interrupted her friends' conversation. "Tara
invited him to the party, Buffy. She likes him and asked if he could come, too.
I hope that was okay, he has been helping us on patrol lately."
"It's
Tara's party and she can invite anyone she wants." Buffy glanced curiously at
the black clad figure. "So why is he over there and not over here bothering
us?"
"I don't know. Xander, did he say anything to you?"
"Captain
Peroxide voluntarily speak to me in public? Nah, he didn't even acknowledge I
was at the bar."
Willow suddenly squealed. "There she is." She
flapped her hand wildly. "Tara! Over here!"
The quiet blonde broke
through the throng. Smiling shyly at the group, she sat in the seat next to her
girlfriend. "H-h-hello everyone."
Anya beamed at the shy Wiccan and held
out a brightly wrapped gift. "Happy birthday Tara, I hope you enjoy the
expensive gift Xander and I purchased for the occasion." She turned to her
boyfriend. "Was that the correct salutation?"
Xander smiled
affectionately and patted her hand. "That was good, Anya, except for that part
about the cost of the gift."
"But it was costly." Anya frowned.
"Why shouldn't the recipient be made aware of that fact? It seems to me that
should only be a problem if it weren't expensive."
"Never mind." He
turned to Tara. "Would the birthday girl like a drink?"
"That would be
very nice. Thank you."
"No need to haul your bulk out of the chair,
Harris. Got it covered already." The vampire had silently materialized beside
him. "Here you go Glinda." He set a bottle and a glass on the table and placed a
small box beside them. "Many happy returns."
Tara smiled at the vamp.
"Thank you Spike, that was very thoughtful." She pointed at the empty seat next
to Buffy. "Please sit down and join us."
Spike put his hand on the chair
next to the Slayer and raised an eyebrow in her direction. "Evenin'
Slayer."
Buffy glanced up and nodded. "Hello Spike. Have a
seat."
The band walked back up on stage. While they picked up their
instruments for the next set, the lead singer stepped up to the microphone and
smiled out at the crowd. "Hello Sunnydale. It's nice to be here. My name's
Drake."
He grinned at a group of people seated in the corner laughing
loudly. "You sound like you're all having fun tonight. In case you missed the
flyers tacked up all over the city, we're Alchemy. We hope you enjoy the magic
we're gonna make onstage for you now. This is a song that I co-wrote with our
drummer; it's called 'Missing you'.
The drummer pounded out a fast paced
beat and the rest of the band picked up the melody. Drake pulled the microphone
close and started singing about lost love.
Spike snorted. “Guess nobody
clued him in on Sunnyhell. We've got plenty of our own magicks here; don't need
some band with a poncy name for that.”
“They're really good.” Xander
lightly tapped the table in time with the drumbeat. He turned to his girlfriend.
“Hey An., want to dance?”
She nodded and pushed back her chair.
Willow and Tara soon followed.
Taking a long swallow of Jack,
Spike gave Buffy a speculative look over the rim of the glass, gauging the
Slayer’s mood. Ever since Tara had issued the party invitation, he'd been
thinking about asking her to dance tonight.
He'd spent the previous
thirty minutes standing at the bar working on some liquid courage, but with his
bloody constitution he was still stone cold sober. At least with her friends out
of the way now he had an opportunity.
Taking an unneeded breath, Spike
set his glass firmly on the table and turned fully toward her. It was almost his
undoing. The recessed lighting highlighted her blonde hair and large hazel eyes,
giving Buffy a soft luminous quality. The Slayer looked incredibly beautiful.
And completely inaccessible. Spike reached over and grabbed his glass again.
No bloody way.
Trying to listen to the band, Buffy ran a nervous
hand through her hair and stared down at her drink. She wasn’t comfortable
sitting here at the table alone with Spike. She felt too accessible, too easily
approached.
She and Riley had broken up two weeks ago after an enormous
fight. Exasperated, the soldier had declared heatedly that he didn’t know what
she wanted in a boyfriend. Buffy didn’t know what she wanted either, except that
it wasn’t Riley. He didn’t understand her or her Slayerness at all. She’d spent
a lot of time during their relationship trying to placate Riley’s raging
feelings of insecurity over her strength and power and it had gotten old. Really
old.
Fed up, Buffy told him to take his fragile ego and hit the highway.
Hard. She needed some solo time without cute guys muddying up the water.
Independence. A chance to regroup. Then later, much later, hopefully find
someone who would understand and approve of her and her weird life.
If
the party tonight had been for anyone but Tara she’d have begged off. The Bronze
was so not the place for solo time and now on top of it she had an annoying
vampire sitting there steadily drinking in the seat right next to her. Buffy
glanced over and caught Spike watching her with the oddest expression. Well,
more odd than usual.
So what’s up with him? Maybe I should say I'm
going to the Ladies room and then sneak out the window. I so need something to
hit.
“Excuse me, are you Buffy Summers?”
Buffy looked over
warily at the thin dark haired boy of about thirteen or fourteen standing next
to the table. “Yeah, I'm Buffy Summers.”
The teen held out an expensive
looking envelope. “Then this belongs to you.”
Buffy frowned and reached
for the envelope.
Spike narrowed his eyes. “And you are?”
Nonplussed, the teen ignored the rude man staring at him and offered a
tentative smile to the blonde woman. “Hi, my name's Kyle. Some man at the bar
offered me ten bucks if I’d give this to you.” Raising his hand to point, he
shook his head. “Sorry, he’s gone. Well, have a great night.”
Buffy
watched the boy thread his way through the crowd. When he disappeared from sight
she looked down at the envelope. Rubbing her index finger across the heavy cream
colored paper, Buffy realized that the thick envelope felt as expensive as it
had appeared. She noted her name written with a flourish; the penmanship old
fashioned and well crafted.
Spike's curiosity overwhelmed him. “Well,
Slayer, aren't you even goin' to open it?”
Flipping the envelope over,
Buffy touched the wafer thin circle of red melted wax that secured the flap.
Someone had stamped the wax with an ornate letter 'C'.
“This is a little
wiggy.” She showed Spike the back of the envelope.
He snorted. “Looks
like someone wants to invite you to a special Hellmouth garden party that’s
guaranteed not to end well.”
She agreed with the vampire. Hoping it
didn’t explode or turn them both into rats or something, Buffy cautiously pried
open the envelope. Taking care not to destroy the wax seal- seals on the
Hellmouth are never good- she raised the flap. Nothing happened. She
held the unopened envelope in her hand and sighed in relief.
Spike
watched impatiently as Buffy stared at the unopened envelope and asked, “Are you
tryin’ to read the message with ESP, Slayer?” He smirked. “Try placing the
envelope against your forehead á la Carnak the Magnificent.”
“The
Magnificent Who?”
“You know, Johnny Carson.” Spike pantomimed holding an
invisible envelope to his forehead and intoned, “Sis Boom Bah.” Pretending to
open the invisible envelope, he read the question contained inside. “What’s the
sound that a sheep makes when it explodes?”
“How much have you had to
drink tonight Spike? You sound like you’re only one jello shot short of true
liver damage.”
The vampire chuckled at the quip, shaking his head.
“Sometimes I forget how bleedin’ young you really are, Summers. Have Red do a
computer search for you on Johnny Carson, a real comedic genius.”
Buffy
rolled her eyes. “I’m not that young, Spike, you’re just really old and it so
happens I do know who Johnny Carson is.”
“Fine, you’re a bloody fountain
of comedic knowledge” he retorted. “So, Ms.Wiki, are you goin’ to open the poncy
letter?”
“Well, since we didn’t blow up or turn into
rats.”
“Rats?”
“It’s a long sordid story.” She glanced at him and
smiled. It was always fun bantering with the quick witted vampire, even if he
was a pain in her posterior more times than not. She scooted her chair to the
side so Spike could read the letter over her shoulder.
Accepting the
unspoken invitation, he leaned forward. Buffy lifted the paper higher and
together they read the elegant script.
Dear Ms. Summers,
I
apologize for not meeting with you in person. I am in dire need of your
assistance
and pray that you will consider my request. It is of the utmost
importance and could have repercussions for the whole of Sunnydale. Please meet
with me tonight at midnight at the address below. I anxiously await your
arrival.
Sincerely,
Roger Chaplaine
Glancing at the address,
Buffy realized it was across town. She placed the letter and envelope face down
on the table and sighed. Absolutely nothing in her life was ever easy.
Spike leaned back in his chair again and reached for his cigarettes. “It
could be a trap.”
“Yeah, but it seems like an awful lot of work. The
usual vamps and demons around here wouldn't bother with any of this. They just
wait around outside in the alley and try to kill me. No fooling around with
written invitations, especially something that looks like it's out of an old
issue of Miss Manners Etiquette Guide.”
“Yeah, it does seem a bit
formal for the locals.” He slid his lighter back in his duster pocket and
looked at the blonde expectantly. “So, Slayer, what are ya goin’ to do?”
Buffy had to admit that her curiosity was piqued and at the very least
it was a valid excuse to leave the Bronze. Squinting at her watch, she realized
if she wanted to actually show for this unorthodox meeting, she'd have to leave.
Looking over at the vampire still watching her, she asked, “Would you drive me?”
Surprised at her request, Spike raised an eyebrow. “What about your
mates? Harris has a car.”
“I don't want them along, in case this does
turn out to be some sort of trap.”
Struggling to keep from smiling at the
thought of them alone together in the Desoto, Spike answered casually. “I’ve got
enough petrol, so I guess I could give you a lift.”
“I'll go over and
tell Tara that I have to leave on Slayer business. I'll meet you out front.”
Spike swallowed the last of his drink and dug out his car keys. “I'll
pull the car around.”
By the time Spike had driven to the front of the
Bronze, Buffy was already waiting outside. He pulled up and jumped out to open
her door.
“Spike, what are you doing?”
“What does it look like?
I'm opening your door.” Spike gritted his teeth. What the bloody hell
am I doing?
“Oh.” Oh. “Thank you.”
Tucking her feet in as Spike closed the door; the Slayer began to feel as though
she’d been transported head first into the Turner Classic Movie channel.
First the fancy handwritten invitation and now Spike and his door
opening bit. The image of the vampire coupled together with old fashioned
manners was seriously warped. Buffy just hoped this didn’t turn out to be some
sort of really bad spell. She wracked her brain, trying to remember the kind of
mood Willow had been in earlier.
If Spike starts playing Big Band
music on the radio, I’ll know we’re doomed.
Feeling as though he
wanted to bang his head hard against the steering wheel, Spike pulled his own
door closed. He needed something to calm his nerves. Reaching over, he cranked
up the volume on his Ramones CD. “Is the music too loud?”
Buffy exhaled
loudly. “No, that’s absolutely perfect. That’s the Ramones isn’t it? They didn’t
start until when, the 1980’s?”
“Uh, more like the late 70’s.” Spike
reached for his cigarettes and lighter, still embarrassed over his faux pas. His
Dark Princess had expected chivalrous things like her door being held for her
and decades long habits were really tough to break. The Slayer was shocked but
she must have actually liked it. After all, she’s not even complaining about the
music.
“Earth to Spike.”
He snapped back to the
present. “Yeah?”
“We need to get going.”
“What's that address
again?”
Buffy squinted in the dark and read it aloud. “I think this is
out west by the convention center. Take the Cross Town Expressway.”
Spike fumbled under his seat and produced a street map of Sunnydale. “As
the only one of us who's actually driven these streets, I believe it's in
the suburbs east of town. I'll get us movin' and you look it up.”
“Fine.”
Once Spike had the car pointed in the correct direction,
which had actually turned out to be north, Buffy spoke. “Thanks for driving me,
Spike.”
“No problem, Slayer.” He glanced at the blonde. “Have you
thought of your plan yet?”
“No, no plan. I just thought I'd play it by
ear.”
“You should really have some sort of a plan. If you want, I'll go
in with you,” Spike offered.
“You do think this is a trap.”
“Just get bored waiting around is all and you've got to be prepared
either way.”
“That's the Slayer motto, ‘be prepared’.”
“Actually, pet, I believe that's the Boy Scout motto.”
“Are you
sure? Giles says it all the time.”
“I’m sure. I’ve eaten a few Scouts
back in the day.”
“Well, now, it's the Slayer motto too.”
“I’m
sure they’ll share.”
“Especially since it’s me that keeps them from
being eaten now.”
Well, except for that one weekend last
spring. But that wasn’t my fault, their Leader should have known better than
camp out in the woods around Sunnydale.
Spike flipped on his left
blinker and turned a corner. “Almost there.”
“You can come inside with me
Spike; we'll both check it out. After all, I wouldn't want you to get too
bored.” She smirked. “There's no telling what you'd do.” She folded her hands in
her lap. “That is, if you can actually get inside.”
“I'm sure they'll
take one look at my devastatin' good looks and invite me right in.”
Buffy chuckled at the quip. Tonight wasn’t turning out so bad after all.
There didn’t seem to be any wonky spells involved, just a plain old trap and she
hadn’t needed to sneak out the bathroom window to avoid guys,
either.
And if I’m really lucky, I’ll get to hit something.
She settled deeper in the seat and listened to the Ramones.
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